Thread:DancesWithGoats/@comment-29193085-20170113160956/@comment-29193085-20170209005212

DWG, that picture sums us perfectly!! I love it!!

My son had a fun time going number 2 in his dump truck and down the sliding board of a toy he had when he was still in diapers. He thought it was hilarious, but of course I was horrified. After diapers, he thought he could pee on the floor and blame it on the dogs. (Our dogs VERY rarely go in the house.) Of course, there was far too much and the smell was different. I wasn't born yesterday! One day last summer, he was mad at me over something minimal...oh yeah, I remember: because his dad wouldn't let him ride his 4-wheeler because he was misbehaving. (My fault??) I have to admit that I had a few dishes and a mixing bowl that hadn't made it to the dishwasher yet. While I was napping (CFS), he went next door to his grandma's to get his step-stool because he was "going to do something nice for mommy." There was a horrible smell in the kitchen when I woke up. I knew right away it was pee. ewwwwwwwww!!!! He said the cats must have done that. I had a witty comeback, of course. That was the last time anything gross like that has happened, thank the good Lord!

A funny thing our son thought for over a year was that if you were to shave your head, you'd grow a beard. So, instead of going to our hair stylist, he kept having daddy buzz his hair because he "needed a beard." He has finally been convinced that growing a beard simply does not work that way!

As far as our pets go, our Olde English Bulldogge makes many facial expressions, moves her eyebrows, moves her lips, etc. She is hilarious. Also, instead of wagging her tail, she wiggles her entire body. It's almost as if her tail is paralyzed.

That's all I can think of for now. Hopefully you were at least mildly entertained and not completely grossed out. hehehe...this is our life!

We are under a Winter Storm Warning. I will have to let you know how that goes. Most people aren't taking this one seriously.

I hope you had a great day and are feeling well! *hugs*