Thread:OylerD/@comment-25989346-20160422005119/@comment-25989346-20160426162935

Ok, all you wise guys, here's the truth: yes, I did change diapers on both my sons (including the howdy, it's a doody ones), any man that refuses to do this is a wuss, not a man; yes, I did tell him to jump and he did and I did tell him not to trust anyone over 30 (and yes, I did catch him); yes, I was 30 at the time (he just turned 30 this month, so that means.....arrrgggghhh, 😨 I'll be turning 60 this year - young buck, snort, snort); I do have an ex (we get along, but I'm happy she lives in Hawaii and I live in Maryland), and now the lie, I did tell her about the jump episode and she gave me a stern look and told me that wasn't funny (that should have been a clue things weren't going to work out); yes, my 30 year old son delivers pizza for a living (not sure whether he still delivers weed or not - hope he's grown out of that). I may be strange, but I wouldn't let a baby drop to the floor, but now that he's 30..... 🐨