Thread:OylerD/@comment-25989346-20160830195504/@comment-25989346-20160902020248

I couldn't stand babies at my age! I mean they're great door stops and  all in their bomb-proof carriers, but I'd have to let them starve to death with their inconsiderate hours. They'd be ok if I could just set out a bowl of Purina baby-chow and a bowl of water, but after a half-dozen years I'd be expected to go to PTA meetings and other responsible parent stuff and I just couldn't do it! Thank goodness people are able to have children in their mid-teens while  they still have the stamina to deal with it all! 🐨