Thread:TalkingBird/@comment-30555757-20170430144510/@comment-30555757-20170512183426

Ohhhhh....that wasn't a bird! No way I would prepare such lovely creatures! It only looked like a bird, it was the vegetarian version sweetie 💞

You do need to shave once in a while though, you look so ehhmmm...hairy 🤔? Still love you 😘🌶

Note to self: send torches to be on the safe side