Thread:Ancient Alien Astronaut/@comment-29326205-20161023185745

I know aliens are puzzled by our human emotions but I'm crying happy tears today after checking my gift box. My sisters and I have less than 2 weeks to clear out our parent's condo before the closing date and only 2 days before our mom has her hip replacement surgery. I'll be spending all Tuesday in the hospital with her. Thanks for making it possible for me to focus on the important things in life.

Speaking of important things - I don't know if aliens follow American football, but I'm feeling like a traitor today. I grew up in North Dakota and have cheered for the Minnesota Vikings since I first got interested in the game. Today the Vikes are playing the Philly Eagles and I'm cheering for Carson Wentz, their new quarterback from North Dakota State (my alma mater.) 