Thread:Neo34/@comment-29694704-20181120041335/@comment-27642721-20181120091730

Oops, sorry about the big Hawaii. The e-card got stuck in the poxy server. I ran out of gas on the way to the card store. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. I was abducted by aliens. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my computer. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! Happy Birthday in advance for next year.