Thread:OylerD/@comment-25989346-20160821044345/@comment-25989346-20160821095209

I pealed two large males and I'm still not sleepy, maybe I should  reread the instructions,  yada, yada peel,  yada yada peal; yada,  yada peal some more, you  should have about 3 tablespoons of edible crab meat - what?! That's all? (oh, somewhere in the fine print it says something about not sampling the product as you laboriously peal it from the shell-screw that recipe!  I'd need twice as many crabs as I have now.... hmmm, "hey baby? Hows crab cakes sound? You'll peal a couple, I'll go sign some important documents for SS disability; you peal a couple and I'll go make copies of those documents."  How many we got now? Three? THREE?  Uhm, they're awfully small? No wonder crab cakes are so expensive! 🐨