Thread:TrishNC/@comment-27108021-20160211001549/@comment-27108021-20160211190146

The first time I beat my boss to work he immediately jumped to "haven't you been home yet?"

I left him a gigantic spider under an upturned Tupperware salad bowl in the hallway outside his door the next night I worked late. ((And hey, no booing. I left a note on the bowl telling him it was there!))