Thread:Snowdog67/@comment-31677686-20180216020645

∇ Funny Quotations About Drink Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink: Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it: Was Winston's reply. Work is the curse of the drinking class: Oscar Wilde. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer: Plato. He talked with more claret than clarity: Susan Ertz One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time: Nancy Astor Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy: Benjamin Franklin. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on: Dean Martin. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind : Humphrey Bogart. Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine: David Moulton. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer: Frank Zappa. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut: Ernest Hemmingway. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me: Winston Churchill. I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer: Homer Simpson I drink to make other people interesting: George Jean Nathan. The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism: Norman Brenner An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools: For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway. My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle: Henny Youngman There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink: Booth Tarkington 