Thread:EasyStreet/@comment-29259087-20161006170213

...Because your name is "EasyStreet," see? So it's easy to love you. Also, you're like the most generous person in the whole, wide world, passing out dinners to hungry people left and right and right and left. So it's easy, see? Easy to love you...

I'll just show myself out now. (But I love you, okay.)

By the way, I think I'm pretty well prepared now for the Halloween event, at least. So I'm not so hungry anymore. Thank you so much for your kindness and generosity, you sweetie pie! See what I did there? Pie... Because you give out dinners, so you know...pie. Really showing myself out now. 