Thread:Tapasz/@comment-28612184-20170829213748

Well, Tapasz 🌶, our community watch has been following a neighbour's nocturnal movements with some concern after an informant's report was dropped at our doorsteps. Last night was my turn to keep tabs on her. She's certainly a peculiar sort, definitely never seen by daylight. In fact, we suspect that her ebony tinged eyes are protected by black contacts to protect her from the light. As a hobby, she collects costumes from bankrupt theatre companies and last night sashayed out as the Queen of Spades - complete with a tiara of tinkling silver thimbles. No need to use a sound locator for that clamour! And the muddy ground did nothing to hide her heeled boot prints either. This was going to be so easy! It wasn't a total surprise to see her admitted at the door of a notorious local masquerade palace, "The Forbidden City". Its location is commonly found on advertising photos of which I had kept only the fifth fragment. It was easy to provide a fake last name to gain entry, but there my luck ended. She entered a private room guarded by a bouncer dressed as an intimidating biting book. I mingled a while then slipped away to make my unsuccessful report to the waiting neighbours. Good thing I have a day job; I will never make as a detective!  