Thread:Neo34/@comment-29694704-20170913040400

Turtle went to visit Viking Village and was halted at the entrance by the top Viking himself (which was amazing as he was only as tall as his statue) but stop this Turtle he did. I begged favor to enter, even offered a gold coin but was turned away. I asked "why can I not enter?" and the Viking King said I did not have the required number of warrior shields. Can you believe the audacity of this tiny king? Had I a chainmail shirt and a sword he would have been taught a severe lesson. But alas, it is the Turtle who walked away with head held low. Turtle would be willing to purchase some shields from your supply if you're in the mood to sell a thousand of them. Turtle is sure she could raise a mighty army and strike down the Viking King and be victorious in the battle. What say you Neo? Will you and your generous friend supply the armor for one gold coin so that Turtle will be victorious in four days? 