Thread:KJ8/@comment-27990581-20170731082835

Started cleaning my attic. I opened a closet and found divorce gifts from my ex husband. You know, that Amusemsnt Park owner I once told you about. And yes, you guessed right about gifts: Dynamite. Lots of it. Men are just so sweet, aren't they?!

So, once again I come to you. Is anyone here going through divorce? Fighting with neighbours over stolen chicken? Is your mother-in-law having a birthday soon? No problem! I got you covered. :)

Now I'm going to drink my Irish coffee and have a smoke, my daily ritual. Darn! Lost it again. Please, send me something to light my cigarette with. An maybe something that goes good with coffee - one little thing. But be warned, I won't return it. ;) 