Thread:61Storm/@comment-29709319-20190621035327/@comment-29326205-20190817025313

I love Sandra Boynton! I still have a collection of her greeting cards from the early 90s and most of her early board books. I can recite "The Going to Bed Book" from memory, just like "Good Night, Moon." I would lie across the bottom of my boys' bed - they wanted to share a room and a queensize bed for a few years - and "read" those books to them in the dark. I thnk I fell asleep before they did most nights.

Not a big rum drinker. Not a big drinker, except for chocolate malted milkshakes. 😋

Most of my jokes are puns fit for elementary school-age humor. Appropriate, since I volunteer in a 5th-grade classroom. I'm sure those students would love this one since it deals with bodily functions, but I'm not going to be the one to tell it to them

Q: If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

A: European (yer a-peein')

I'll just leave and shut the door behind me, shall I? Good night.