Thread:OylerD/@comment-25989346-20151125225737/@comment-25989346-20151127220434

TA-DA! Today was the final, after a hard day spent doing nothing, "with my hand down my depends, dooby wah, however it goes" we was just doing nothing. This morning we woke bright and early, my bride at eight and me a few respectable minuite later at 1:30. "Hello my love," I hollered down the stairs, " are you ready to consummate our divorce from this nest of rats and vipers?"" What about the poisonous spiders?" "Those too, my love, those too". And with that we rode one last time to the dragon's den, her held safely in front of me. And we did sign that final document and thrust our badges forward exclaiming, "we don't NEED no steenking badges! At which point, they provided us temporary badges so that we could walk the additional 25' to leave the building. And now my friends, it's time to join the ranks of the happily retired. Ta-da indeed!🐨🐨