Thread:OylerD/@comment-25989346-20160707214913/@comment-25989346-20160707224445

Falling off my branch has become a thing of the past, because I always tie off... this... safety rope?... AGHHHH! Whew, somehow laced it into my shoe... no wait, my shoes are velcroed shut! Haha, looped it through the velcro - smart koala, smart koalaaaaaah. Riiiiiiiip, noooooooo bang, boink crash, splat, thank goodness.. whaaaa? Why did I climb to the top of the treeeeeeeh? Splort! (Splort? What goes splort? Oh, time to do laundry) aaaaagggghhh. BONK! Yo Adrienne, put me in the ring! Put me in the ring! I know its the AARP middleweight match, but I can kick Johnny Depp's a$$! Whoa, whoa mmm, pretty colorsss.. 🐨