Thread:Ancient Alien Astronaut/@comment-27886349-20160530044237/@comment-27886349-20160530191407

AAA, I have to plead the 5th. It's all Jens fault actually. She brought the whole thing redirected about TT meaning Ta-tas and you looking down on our women.

I've been living alone with just a cat and fish in a 55 gallon aquarium for almost 5 years now. Her comment derailed what's left of my mind. And my minds eye just went bazerk. That added to the fact that I didn't get one minutes sleep and my sic humor pegged it's speedometer. Plus with my laptop game down I've just gone plain wacko wheaties.

And without you piping in to defend yourself, well... I had flashbacks of when I was a sailor hitting port after 30 days at sea. It weren't purty dude. Especially in the mornings...

As a matter of fact, I was feeling so guilty I started getting nervous about the rumors I've heard about your Shaman deluge. So I rushed out to invest in a new high tech security system for my front door.

I hope you can read the sign because I don't want to have to unleash my SND.

So whatever I can do to make ammends, I'm willing to accept my punishment. But I still stand by it all being Jen's fault.

But we could use more rain here!!! I hope in reading this, you aren't sitting on your snorkel as I understand that makes you folks grumpy.

Don't know ya but I love ya man!!!